When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong: Devine/Sanders Edition

According to this article from the Dominion Post (a true bastion of American journalism), a fracas that occurred outside Club Z on Saturday night involved six WVU football players - including freshmen standouts Noel Devine and Jock Sanders. Investigators are currently reviewing surveillance tape from the club, and more details should be available soon. One thing's for sure: if the BBall team hadn't had a game the next day, you can bet Cam Thoroughman would have swooped in from Chasers and put a stop to this nonsense.

Cam Thoroughman: Real American Hero

Of course, this marks the most prominent altercation at Club Z since March 2004: one nameless freshman managed to not only vomit in the trashcan two feet away from a bouncer, but also ask that bouncer between heaves if he had any cocaine. The student luckily was not escorted out of the club, but did have to remain under the close supervision of his friends for the rest of the night - one of which who contracted a venereal disease later in the evening from a still-unidentified female.