Finding Kevin Pittsnogle

Poppin' a Live Cap in yo' ass: the 2008 NBA Draft

2008-06-26T19:02:00.017-04:00

Hey kids! We're back...with a feature that actually means something. We're right here with you to provide instant commentary on this year's basketball draft. Let's go shoot some birds, I'm psyched.

7:01 - love this song...Not too cliched at this point. What's it been, like 3 years since it came out? Way to be topical, ESPN.

7:05 - Stuart Scott. Enough. Surprisingly, no Stephen A. Smith though - major brownie points for that.

7:07 - Needs more Kiki Vanderweghe. This is a total snoozefest.

7:08 - Holddddddddddd up. There's a ticker counting down on the left side of the screen! "Draft starts in: 22:50?!" UGHHHH. I can only take so much Jay Bilas during the month of June, and I think I've met my quota already. I'll be back when the real action starts.

7:35 - Chicago on the clock...Still. Just pick Rose and let's get outta heeeeeeeere.

7:37 - THANK YOUUUUU. The boos for Stern are adorable, btw. And is that Huggs sitting next to Michael Beasley? Why yes it is!

7:41 - OH GOD NO. I was waiting for when they'd wheel him out, and it's worse than I imagined. They've got Stephen A. waiting on the couch to interview each player after they're picked. At least they limit his face time to under a minute.

7:43 - Beasley to the Heat; no surprises yet. Huggs shows a surprising lack of emotion upon this selection.

7:46 - DO NOT WANT. Already sick of Stephen A. Can you stop yelling at me please?

7:48 - O.J. Mayo to the T-wolves. And a chorus of boos erupts. At least his suit is surprisingly dapper?

7:51 - Stephen A. yelling at Mayo...Total slurpfest. I mean honestly, SAS brings nothing to the table here...They could have gotten a trained chimp to hold up questions on a cue card. Haha, that would have been great actually...

7:54 - Russell Westbrook to Supersonics. Yayyyyy!

8:01 - Kevin Love to the Grizzlies...That's pretty fuckin huge. Even as recently as this morning, some pundits were predicting him to fall between the eighth and 12th pick. Good on ya, Kev.

8:03 - Alright, F this. I'm going to get some beers. Back later. Seriously.

Wait...A month? Eh, who cares. It was May, anyway.

2008-06-05T20:44:00.003-04:00

We make our illustrious return from a monthlong hiatus with this delightful tidbit - the expulsion of safety Charles Pugh from the football team. AWESOMEEEEEEEEE.

Here's the story from the Gazette. More details and WVU nonsense to come...PROMISE!

Thank you, LOLjocks, for ruining my productivity this Thursday.

2008-05-01T12:26:00.006-04:00

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Sam Huff calls out WVU recruit, yells at kids to get off his lawn

2008-05-01T10:51:00.016-04:00

NFL Hall of famer, Redskins radio color man, and noted geriatric Sam Huff might have a lot to complain about - poor NFL pension coverage, Larry Michael talking over his inane ramblings, and neighborhood children leaving flaming bags of poop on his front porch are just a few - but chastising highly touted WVU O-line recruit Josh Jenkins is currently #1 with a bullet on his list.

It was recently released that Jenkins would not play in West Virginia's annual North/South game (the state's high school football all-star game) due to concern over potentially injuring himself and missing out on WVU camp. To which Huff huffed (see what I did there?):

"He has a right not to play. I have a right to ask why. Is he afraid to meet someone his own size?"

Huff went on.

"I think it's a big mistake. What [is he] afraid of? It's one of the best things I ever did - play in the North-South game. I played in a college all-star game. I played in the greatest game ever played [he's referring to the 1958 Colts/Giants NFL championship]. And I never worried about getting hurt. The guy that had the ball - like Jim Brown - had to worry about getting hurt."

WHOAAAAAAAAA there, Sam. Take it ease. You know we all love you, but take a blood pressure pill real quick.

Not pictured: the onion hanging from Sam's belt

Down the hatch? Okay, good.

Now, sure - I see where you're coming from. You want this kid to play because he should love playing football just to play (huh?). He should love representing his high school in the last game that he'll play at that level. He should be proud to show the entire state of West Virginia the talent that everyone's clamoring about.

But Mr. Huff, he's got his eye on a much bigger prize. Representing his state - and your state, West Virginia - on a national level. Coach Stewart and his crew are trying to build our program into national prominence, into something all West Virginia residents can be proud of. Something that we can finally possess that can be labeled the best in the nation. Something truly incredible that we can call our own. And Josh is an integral part of that.

And I know, Sonny Jurgensen has been locked away in his special hyperberic chamber until the fall, but please find a new target to cast your senile ire at. This kid is going to help bring your alma mater the national championship you couldn't. So take a chill pill! Get ready for the Mountaineers this season - they're really going to be something special.

Original article from the Charleston Gazette

Pressing Issues Surrounding Mountaineer Football

2008-04-21T09:42:00.006-04:00

It has been a while since our hearts were broken with some botchamania in the Sweet 16. It has been even longer since the laziest of Mountaineer Blogs posted something useful on here. Don't expect it in this post either, folks.

As we trudge along in our awful existences, we wanted to aware the public of a hot topic issue surrounding West Virginia and its current head ball coach Bill Stewart.

Now, all the media attention regarding WVU and its former coach has been well documented. In this game of he said/she said it looks like the issue is going to need the highest courts of West Virginia to determine the winner.

However, we need to look at the controversy on the current front. Time to get off the back pages and into the mainstream. This is one baby's momma's drama that science (the unsubstantiated bullshit that opposes religion) can't help decide. Shamefully the WVU Alumni Magazine is taking the issue to the courts of public opinion instead of the judicial system. The issue at hand?

How do I choose between these two?

In Cover Option A Coach Stewart is wearing a shirt and tie. It means he's sophisticated and means business. Forget wanting to play college ball for this guy, I could easily see myself buying a used Geo from this man. But, in Cover Option B, Coach Stew has sleeves rolled up. Let me repeat what I just observed: HIS SLEEVES ARE ROLLED UP! That means he REALLY means business. Hell, he's willing to get down and dirty with those sleeves rolled up to get the job done.

How can you determine which is "better?" It's like choosing between Hilary or Obama. Van Gogh's Starry Night or Da Vinci's Las Supper? Rolling Stones or Beatles? Marriage or a lifetime of loneliness (Might be a choice that is made for us you)?

Shame on you West Virginia's Alumni Magazine for making the public have to choose. Myself? I won't be voting. Partially because I disagree with the Magazine trying to split Mountaineer Nation when right now we need to show a united front to the world. Also in part because my conscience won't allow me to pick one without feeling like the choice was a disservice to the other.

Do what you think is right. To vote, click here.

Breaking news: Joe Alexander to test NBA waters

2008-04-10T12:43:00.005-04:00

Yep, you read it right. According to Mountaineer Sports Net, Joe Alexander is going to start working out for some NBA teams. While nothing is set in stone quite yet (early withdrawal date for the draft is June 16. Hold your breath until then), it looks like the NBA and its promise of lucrative dollar signs is winning out over the college experience. I mean, I can't fault the kid. Who wouldn't choose driving your escalade to your supermodel girlfriend's house to get the best buns of your life over getting the clap from some girl from Beckley in your Towers dorm room?

But what does coach Huggs think? Well, he had this to say on the matter:

"We are supportive of Joe and whatever Joe thinks he needs to do for himself and his family. If he decides there is an opportunity out there for him, he will have 100 percent support of the Mountaineer basketball program." (MSNsportsnet.com)

Good luck, Joe. We in Mountaineer Nation just hope you make it further than the Albuquerque Thurnderbirds.

Bobby Knight is a sellout

2008-04-07T19:32:00.003-04:00

Gotta laugh at this. Saw it while watching the Yankees/Rays game tonight.

Lute Olson is a huge prick

2008-04-02T13:38:00.005-04:00

According to this article from si.com, Arizona interim head coach Kevin O'Neill will not be on Lute Olson's coaching staff next year. Apparently papa Lute got pissed because O'Neill didn't play the "wide open Arizona style" of ball that they've been running since 1983. Are you fucking kidding me? You leave your job out of the blue two weeks before the season starts (because kicking your golddigging wife out of the house is apparently a 6-month process), creating unrest and havoc among your players and staff while leaving O'Neill to pick up the pieces. SOMEHOW he steers the team to the tournament (albeit not past the basketball force that is West Virginia) and you fucking let him go because he didn't coach the right way? That's bullshit, Lute. He bailed you out because you're a dirtbag and this is how you repay him? Go fuck yourself, you senile old coot.

INVIZIBUL MIDDLE FINGER

Xavier 79 - WVU 75

2008-03-28T13:36:00.002-04:00

DAGGERRRRRR.

ESPN box score

Fuck Duke.

2008-03-22T01:51:00.003-04:00

'Nuff said.

WVU/Arizona: a truly halfassed preview

2008-03-20T11:52:00.003-04:00

As I sit here at work, wondering why the eff I didn't just take a sick day, I can't help but think about just how far West Virginia can make it in this tournament if we play to our potential. With all cylinders firing, we're as good as any team in the country; we play scrappy, intense defense, we shoot well, and our sets are run by mastermind Bob Huggins. The sky is basically the limit for us.

But we have to prove it. We've got to win tonight against Arizona in DC before we go anywhere. How can we do this? Why, I'll tell you.

Keep the defense tough, especially in transition. Arizona loooooooves scoring points on the move, and we've got to keep up with them to stop that. If we can slow the game down to a tolerable pace - a la the Beilein years - we should have enough gas to keep up with them for 40 minutes. Nasty freshman guard Jerryd Bayless is quick and can slash, so we've got to put a body on him that can hang. Huggs is sticking Alex Ruoff in there for the task - I think he'll be able to keep up.

Grab those rebounds. Arizona doesn't have a true center - the closest thing they've got is ex-volleyball player and noted albino Chase Budinger. He's only 6-7 (an inch shorter than Joe Alexander), but he's got a ridiculous 40+ inch vertical. If we're hungry in the paint, we can hang with them. Smalligan: lookin' at you here.

Calm down. If we come in there nervous and not ready to play, we don't stand a shot. Huggins said it best in ESPN's preview of tonight's game:

I can't figure them out," [Huggins] said. "There's been days I thought we were really ready to play and we came out and didn't play. And there's been other days I didn't think we had a chance and we played really, really hard.

"We rely on making jump shots. And when you rely almost solely offensively on jump shots, you better make them," Huggins said. "When we don't make jump shots, we're not very good."

So that's it. If we do all of these things - plus make our free throws - we'll be super. I mean this team lost to UVa, for christ sake. They're definitely a beatable foe.

I'll be at the Verizon Center tonight - with zero press access, of course - but I'll take plenty of pictures and some epic notes for a game review tomorrow.

Fearless prediction: WVU wins in a squeaker - and that's with three e's - 65-64. This will be one of the best games of the tournament.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!

Ways To Beat WVU In The Tournament

2008-03-18T22:44:00.004-04:00

If I were Arizona's head basketball coach (because apparently Lute Olson isn't) I'd be paying very close attention to this scouting video. I'm concerned because it shows the only way to beat us:

Out Awful Us.

So, there you go 'Zona. If you want it, come and get it. Because I know our shitty is shittier than your shitty.

Your FKP update, or How Coop Spent his Week-long Bender

2008-03-18T18:43:00.003-04:00

Whewwwww, that was a long six days! Let's recap what happened since we wrote you last.

We beat UConn in the Big East Tournament. Joe Alexander had a Larry-Johnson-in-NBA-Jam-circa-1995-esque performance, putting up 34 and posterizing the bejesus out of Stanley Robinson.

We lost to Georgetown the next night. This was a bit of a dagger, especially after we were flying high from the previous afternoon's ridonkulous victory. Roy Hibbert had a tremendous game, putting up 25 points and snagging 13 rebounds. WVU once again proves that it has no answer for a dynamic big man. (box score)

Our football team dealt with some issues. Noel Devine, Jock Sanders, and few other players were finally arrested from the incident outside of Club Z about a month ago. Coach Stew is quick to announce that discipline within the team has already taken place, and the matter is closed. And god dammit, I'm going to believe him. (exclusive story from the News-Press, blatantly lifted from EDSBS's Fulmer Cup update)

Coop fell asleep at 3:30 on Saturday afternoon. Thanks to the good people at Jameson's whiskey for a delightful morning, which began at roughly 10 a.m. Things I recall: texting an ex-girlfriend (tremendous lapse in judgement), drinking in the front yard, wondering why Joe Alexander wasn't there for me to fellate. Things I do not: her furious reply, how I made it from the front yard to the living room floor, why my new WVU b-ball jersey has such a sinister-looking stain on it.

We landed a 7 seed in the NCAA tournament, and will meet Arizona Thursday night in Washington, DC. Wait, what? Doesn't Coop live in Washington, DC? Why yes. Yes, he does. Is he going to said game on Thursday night? Why yes. Yes he is. Jubilation abound. Look for pictures and other nonsense from that night this Friday. WVU/Arizona preview coming soon as well. Look other places for more extensive, more hilarious tournament coverage. Or just check deadspin like everyone else.

Coach Stew took some narsty steps forward in recruiting. Wide Receiver Logan Heastie and Quarterback Tajh Boyd made verbal commitments on Monday, each sounding pretty psyched about joining the Old Gold and Blue. Why is this a huge deal? Heastie and Boyd are ranked #1 and #21 at their respective positions within the rivals.com 2009 recruiting class. Here's to hoping Stew uses the two for more than bubble screens.

Rich Rodriguez is still a douchebag. In an ESPN.com article written by fellow member of the d-bag club Ivan Maisel, Rodriguez practically reaches climax over the $1 million that the University of Michigan has thrown at him for training facilities, strength and conditioning coach Mike Barwis sings the virtues of chocolate milk, and wide receiver Greg Matthews talks about taking his shirt off this summer. Sounds like quite the party up there in Ann Arbor.

Finding Kevin Pittsnogle's babynuts finally dropped. After a rough first month, someone else in the blogosphere actually acknowledged the presence of this awful site! And you know what that means...Our reader count is up to at least four. Soon you'll need two hands to count how many people visit Finding Kevin Pittsnogle! Check plus. What makes this even more fantastic? The site that linked to us was Hugging Harold Reynolds - which was the blog that basically inspired us to start FKP in the first place. Emosh. Thanks so much to anybody over there that's stopped by here.

So that's what's been going on in the world of West Virginia sports while we were away. It was a huge week, wasn't it? Nice. Hopefully there are even bigger and better things to come. Let's go Mounties.

Joe Alexander: sexy timeeeeeee

2008-03-13T19:28:00.002-04:00

What else can I say that this picture doesn't?

Raftery said it best: SEND IT IN, JOE.

Big East Tournament - WVU vs. Providence

2008-03-12T10:20:00.003-04:00

Good morning, FKPers. Hope you're doing well on this lovely Wednesday - I know I am. Today is day 1 of the Big East Tournament, and that means I'm watching 5 straight hours of video streams while I'm supposed to be working. Am I worried about it? Not really. As long as Cam Thoroughman gets some minutes in our game at 2, I'll be ok.

This is our third meeting with Providence this year, and of course the pundits are all over this fact. "It's so difficult to beat a team three times in a year blahblahblah I'm still mad about getting kicked out of Notre Dame for stealing my roommate's credit cards blahblahblah." Well, kids, I disagree. While we made our first meeting much closer than it needed to be, we're just plain better than Providence (exception: Wyenimi Efejuku, who is ten shades of nasty). If you can beat an inferior team twice, you can beat them three times. 'Nuff said.

Of course, a WVU victory really hinges on our ability not to self-destruct. If we take care of the ball, play solid Huggy defense, and shoot well from behind the arc, we ought to be alright. It really depends on whether our team wants to show up, though - if their heart just isn't in it (eg. 1st half of UConn), we can kiss it goodbye.

We should already be in the tournament, but let's not go nuts just yet. We all remember how last year turned out: 22 wins and we were still left out of the big dance. Let's just hope we have a great showing this afternoon to take any semblance of doubt out of the selection committee's minds.

Fearless prediction: WVU 74, Providence 60.

Congrats, Dr. Ted

2008-03-11T19:14:00.007-04:00

FKP would just like to formally congratulateTed Talkington, who was named Big East scholar athlete of the year today. Dr. Ted (we call him this due to the fact that he forwent his last year of eligibility to attend WVU med school) waltzed through his courseload as a chemistry major with a 3.73 GPA, making the dean's list every semester of his undergrad career. Way to be, Teddy. We'll miss you next year.

A rare layup from Ted - he's really known more for his 46% 3-point shooting.

Here's the full press release from bigeast.org.

Emmitt Smith's beard is debacled

2008-03-10T10:33:00.001-04:00

Not WVU related, just hilarious. Thanks, Emmitt.

A truly halfassed St. John's preview

2008-03-08T09:29:00.002-05:00

Ahhh mountaineer faithful, I write you this gray D.C. morning with just a touch of sadness...Juuuuuust enough to give it that pop. It's our last regular season game today, and hopefully it will serve as a good harbinger of what's coming in the Big East tournament next week.

Today at noon we play St. John's at the Garden. With an NCAA tournament bid possibly still on the line, our performance this afternoon is really going to dictate how the rest of March goes for mountie b-ball. Let's hope we play well. I haven't decided whether FKP is going to livecap or not, but hey...We'll surprise you. Same key strategies that applied to the Pitt game apply here: don't shit the bed on 3-pointers, play solid Huggy defense, and keep the free throw percentage at above 70% and we've got a chance.

As a quick aside, the b-ball Gameday crew is announcing their bubble teams right now via their favorite game: in or out. Hubie and Jay love us, but that crusty assface Digger Phelps still thinks we're out. Also: Kryzewskiville is the worst place in America. Fuck them.

Enjoy the conference tournaments on TV today, everybody. Maybe we'll see you back here at noon.

Poppin a live cap in yo' ass: Pitt 3/3

2008-03-03T19:01:00.047-05:00

9:05 - That's gonna do it. Nichols, Smalligan, and Talkington exit the floor, and I'm out of battery. See you tomorrow, FKPers. Convincing win here tonight that will definitely play well with the selection committee.

9:04 - A classy chant in the WVU Coliseum? No way. "Thank you seniors" echoes from the rafters.

9:02 - The "Eat Shit Pitt" chants start. Score update: 76-60 WVU, 1:30 left.

8:58 - Talkington looks great in his Nike Elite jersey. Really snug, really form-fitting. Really. /sarcasm

8:56 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...PLEASE WELCOME INTO THE GAME...DOCTORRRRR TEDDDDDDDDDD TALKINGTONNNNNNNNN. Instant emotion.

8:54 - Haaaaa I'm so glad they brought back the Ortiz/Urlacher badminton commercial for Vitamin Water. That's great stuff.

8:51 - We're chanting something again: sounds like "we want [something]"

8:50 - Crazy globetrotter-esque passaround which leads to a Nichols 3-pointer. Not now, chief...we're in the fuckin' zone.

8:48 - OH GOD. Ridiculous block by Alexander, followed by a ridiculous 15-footer at the other side of the court. He's now shooting 67%.

8:46 - Jay Bilas: "What, have there been 100 fouls in this game?" Later he checks the running box score and realizes there are 39. Still, pretty ridiculous.

8:45 - Sam Young has fouled out. Things are looking up for the mountaineers.

8:41 - Score update. 65-46 WVU. NICE block by Flowers. He's gonna be a ridiculous player next year. Between him, Alexander, and the recruits Huggs brings in, we're going to have a nice fuckin team.

8:40 - Still no sign of Dr. Teddy Talkington. He's jumping the Huggy boat to go to med school next year...I guess ya gotta have priorities.

8:36 - Ruoff's 3rd 3-pointer of the game. TIMEOUT JAMIE DIXON.

8:33 - IT'S MY MONEY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

8:30 - Alexander is just dominating. 9-14 from the floor, 24 points.

8:28 - Pitt is starting to dominate inside. Alexander manages to get in and score, plus gets a foul. Makes the free throw, 58 - 41.

8:25 - Score update. 51 - 37 WVU.

8:19 - Smalligan out, sir Wellington in, leading to a killer 3 by Joe Alexander.

8:18 - 7-0 WVU run to start the half. I apologize, Jamie. Great looks, great assist.

8:13 - SEND IT IN, JOE. Alexander just flyin over peeps - misses the dunk, but gets fouled.

8:11 - Smalligan back in the game. Look for a 10 - 0 Pitt run soon.

8:03 - Have to interrupt the halftime break to talk about the new UPS commercial. Somehow they made that dude at the whiteboard look even more like a pedophile, and I have no idea what kind of studio magic made that happen. Commercial gets an 8.5/10 for use of animation.

7:54 - Certainly none of the first-half problems that were present in the UConn game. We're shooting great, making free throws, and grabbing key rebounds. Maybe it's because Jamie Smalligan has played a total of 3 minutes. 40 - 30 at the half.

7:53 - Scrappin in the paint. Sam Young fouls Alexander, who really went up there for that rebound.

7:51 - Great timeout, Huggy...Ruoff rebound and basket makes it 38-28 WVU.

7:50 - Now Butler's making some noise. Huge defensive rebound followed by Huggs timeout.

7:48 - Mazzulla out, Ruoff in. Butler, who's having a really quiet game, is fouled. Makes both free throws - and I'm pretty sure that's the first time that's happened this year.

7:47 - Nichols with a 3. Noish.

7:46 - Nichols with a crucial fake and 17-footer. We're hangin in there...

7:45 - Oh man, the new mountaineer looks AWESOME. They got a great dude to replace Brady.

7:42 - Crucial backdoor cut from Alexander to Flowers. Foul on Pitt in transition. Looks like some momentum might be building here...

7:40 - Gonna miss Brady as the Mountaineer. He was a great one, and significantly better than "Patches" of a couple years back. That guy sucked.

7:38 - Ruoff with his second 3: great ball fake to create an open look. Let's get a few more of those.

7:37 - I've always said Tim Higgins is a real asshole. He managed to not fuck up that double dribble call, though.

7:36: Cam Thoroughman leaves the game with what appears to be a hurt knee, thus eliminating any chance of victory in this game. Shit.

7:35 - AMERICAN HERO CAM THOROUGHMAN off the bench with instant awesomeness: huge rebounds and smart looks. Keep that janks goin.

7: 33 - Raftery seemingly fell asleep in the middle of saying the word "rebound." Pitt's already over the limit for fouls - double bonus for the next 7:13. Gotta get those bodies in the paint.

7:29 - Jamie Dixon is just as big an asshole as he was when I was at these games - even though he has significantly less hair. Stay off the court, jerkoff. Maybe that's what killed your sister.

7:27 - Significant lull in the action. Smalligan in off the bench for some experience/loafing. Flowers with some foul shots. WVU 21 - 18.

7:23 - Ruoff...AND 1. Raftery gives the replay "a little kisssss." Ramon to the bench. Let's see what we can do here - we switched to 1-3-1 defense, AKA "the Beilein."

7:22 - Flowers should be a starter, forserious. Every time he comes in off the bench it's instant momentum. Plus, he's the only one on the frickin team that can rebound.

7:20 - In other news, Pete Maravich is only #5 on the 25 best college hoops players of all time. Hopefully Lew Alcindor is #1, just for his role in Airplane!

7:17 - Huggs is bringing Flowers off the bench for instant emotion. John Flowers, not the awful ones he's wearing in his lapel pin.

7:15 - I thought the crowd was chanting something potentially devastating to our school's reputation, but thank god they're not. The chant is "Taser...Taser...Taser" at LaVance Fields. Feel free to join in at home.

7:15 - Spoke too soon.

7:14 - Ruoff looks on tonight - let's hope he keeps it up.

7:14 - Huge collision between Gilbert Brown and Sam Young. Dagger.

7:12 - God dammit, I fuckin hate Pitt. Sam Young layup.

7:09 - I think the hidden humor in these awful Bud Light commercials is in the opening line: there's something about "superior drinkability" that really revvs my engine.

7:08 - The flower Huggins is wearing on his lapel looks frickin retarded. At least Alexander's on the board with a field goal. And a steal. Foul on Pitt in transition - Alexander gets 2 shots.

7:08 - Nichols 3. LOVES ITTTTT.

7:06 - Scrappin. Everbody wants it tonight - diving for loose balls, goin nuts. Great to see some emotion tonight.

7:06 - First foul on Smalligan. Hopefully he gets some feet at some point tonight.

7:06 - Alexander...gotta finish. Missed an easy 10-footer.

7:06 - First 2 points of the game by Nichols. EMOSH.

7:05 - We look nervous as hell. Even Bilas says both teams are sloppy.

7:03 - White unis tonight...lookin good. Alexander with a Zack Randolph-esque miscue, dives for it, recovers.

7:02 - But he is in rare form. Won the tip...noish. JAMIE DIVING FOR A LOOSE BALL...lookin good.

7:01 - Bill Raftery isn't drunk yet...and it's damn well 7 pm. Looks to be a good game.

Hey guys...On time for once tonight! Three words: eat shit Pitt. Let's go.

Finding Kevin Pittsnogle - Bonjour!

2008-03-03T15:49:00.009-05:00

THERE HAS BEEN A KEVIN PITTSNOGLE SIGHTING!!!!

Yea, we know this picture is hella dated, but Snogle and Son are doing great. Even though we can't speak French, we here at FKP want to let you know we let the funky music do the talking, talking now. Here's some of Britain's famed pop group Girls Aloud for no particular reason but to show how questionably heterosexual Victor Pulak is.

Wear Gold, Lose Street Cred

2008-03-03T15:23:00.003-05:00

Hey I am all for school spirit. Tonight I'm assuming is another Gold Rush where all the fans are encouraged to wear their gold to support our Mountaineers. I can assure you this promises to be either a huge win for our tournament aspirations or disappointment as big as my last relationship (Editor's Note: I've never been in a relationship with a live female human).

Now, I've gone to many a Mountaineer ball game and have worn my finest of golds. But after viewing a video like this, I think this may stop. Because if wearing gold means supporting my team, but being a fuckin asshole like these guys, I'd rather just wear my Shawn Michaels t-shirt. Well, I guess I'd still be an asshole, so I might as wear my Gold Shawn Michaels t-shirt.

If I dressed like that I'd have to kick my own ass. Huggie-I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore.

What's that? We have a game tonight? You don't say.

2008-03-03T12:37:00.003-05:00

Well FKPers, this is it. Senior night against Pitt with our tournament hopes on the line. To be honest, I wouldn't have it any other way - and I'm sure seniors Darris Nichols and Jamie Smalligan wouldn't, either. Congrats, boys...You guys have done a great job. Smalligan hung in there with the coaching change, in spite of facing a new system where his abilities just didn't fit in...And Nichols has gone down in history as the iron-mountaineer, playing in a school-record 133 games. Somewhere in Germany, Joe Herber shakes his fist in anger.

GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA!

Anyway, this is probably the hugest game we've played since Tennessee in November. Here are three things that we absolutely have to do to beat those a-hole yinzers from up I-79 and secure a legit shot at a tournament bid.

1. Take care of the ball.

For the love of Pete, look where you're passing. We can't afford to make the same mental mistakes we made in the first half of the UConn game. Turnovers and shitty rebounding put us in a huge hole in the first 20 minutes of Saturday's game, and it was a friggin' miracle Flowers and Alexander bailed us out of that as well as they did.

2. Defense, Defense, Defense.

Box out. Protect the paint. Grab those rebounds. GUARD RONALD RAMON OUTSIDE. Interior presence is definitely not our strong suit, but hopefully we come into this game inspired. If Smalligan can just pretend to be athletic tonight and grab 7 boards (as, we might have a shot. Pitt's teams are always so big and bulky, it's almost impossible to win on the inside - in the recent past we've outfinessed them with quality shooting and passing, but with this team's skillset and penchant for inconsistency that might be too much to ask.

3. Get to the line and make those free throws.

Self-explanatory. We're looking better and better at the stripe each game, but we really need a boost from Butler and Ruoff. They're both at the line quite a bit, but neither of them seem to be able to make those key foul shots. If we make 75% of our free throws, we've got a great chance to win.

The real X-factor here lies in our seniors. If Smalligan plays like a legit center and Nichols has the game he's capable of (see 2007 NIT championship), we'll score enough points, defend the bucket well, and take over the game. Let's hope we get some emotion from the boys tonight - hopefully the last home game of the year will give em enough spark to make things happen.

Prediction: WVU 64, Pitt 60. Let's go dancin', baby.

Poppin' a live cap in yo' ass: UConn 3/1

2008-03-01T12:13:00.011-05:00

2:01 - 79-71 UConn. It was close...But not close enough. See you guys on Monday for Pitt.

2:00 - That'll do it. If we hadn't shat the bed in the first half, we probably could have pulled this off. Shooting 35% in the first 20 minutes can do that.

1:57 - I think that's it...41 seconds left, Thabeet's shooting 2. Makes 1.

1:55 - Foul on Ruoff. 2 shots, only 1 made. Alexander with the rebound and 2 more points in transition. WVU foul, Austrie makes 1.

1:54 - 74-67 with 1:33 left. Gotta pick it up here.

1:52 - We're blowing it again...Bright spot though - WVU steal, UConn foul. Alexander shoots 2.

1:50 - 3:10 left. Alexander makes both free throws...Need some defensive emotion now.

1:48 - Whoaaaaa. You can't start with all that cheese in a stuffed crust pizza. You gotta build your way up. Second slice - straight for the cheese.

1:47 - UConn 3. Fuck. UConn foul in transition, Alexander will shoot 2.

1:44 - Flowers with the rebound and fast break - the layup is swatted away but it's a GOALLLLLTENDDDD. 2 more for WVU and Flowers. Timeout UConn. We're 54% from the field in the 2nd half so far. WVU 26-12 run. 66-63 UConn.

1:43 - Alexander with another layup for 26 points. He and Flowers are pwning this game.

1:42 - Nichols steal, pass to Flowers, easy layup. +2.

1:41 - could have been an awesome Huggyball alley-oop. Messed up though. Flowers with another defensive rebound, passes to Alexander for 3 more. 64-57, 7-0 WVU run.

1:37 - Switched to 2-3 zone. WVU rebound, Flowers recovery. Adrian picks up the foul for UConn - apparently you can't bearhug people on the other team in basketball.

1:35 - Flowers 3-pointer. I likeeeee. 64-53 UConn. NICE defense and steal...Flowers gets it again and takes it downcourt for 2 more.

1:33 - Looks like we switched to triangle-and-two defense: Alexander with a steal and a hella wicked dunk for 2 more dub-v points.

1:31 - Man we're unathletic. At least Ruoff drained a 3 for some instant emotion.

1:30 - Ruoff misses both free throws. EPIC FAIL. 3-pointer for UConn in transition.

1:27 - Ruoff takes it to the houseeeeee but misses. UConn foul - TV timeout. 57-43.

1:25 - Emosh block by Flowers, who just came in off the bench. Check Plus.

1:23 - WVU rebound, 2 transition points! 2-0 WVU run.

1:22 - UConn foul: Smith makes 1/2 free throws..

1:21 - And 1. 54-39 UConn.

1:17 - WVU rebound! Hopefully it was captured on tape. Unfortunately the resulting shot was blocked by Thabeet and taken back down the court for a basket and WVU foul.

1:13 - Nice slashing by Darris Nichols. 49-37 UConn...don't want to jinx anything, but - comeback?

1:11 - Smalligan airball. Emosh, but not surprising. He's 20% from behind the arc this year. And he just got another foul for being slow and unathletic - that's his 4th.

1:11 - Great block and rebound by Alexander. It's crazy to see tinges of athleticism on this team.

1:09 - An audible "OH SHIT" makes it onto the broadcast. My guess is it was Johnnie West stubbing his toe on the bench.

1:08 - Another UConn 3. All of a sudden it's 48-31.

1:07 - 15 seconds into the 2nd half, UConn 3-pointer. Great start.

12: 49 - Halftime. 42-29 UConn. Eh, it could definitely be worse.

12:48 - Man, I miss making fun of Charlie Villanueva's complete and utter lack of hair.

12:48 - Scrappinnnnn. Mazulla comes up with the ball underneath the pile - that's hustle.

12:47 - Baseline violation that's called traveling by the commentators. What is this, ameteur hour?

12:46 - Small feature on Calhoun's accomplishments. What they fail to mention is that it takes him a solid 15 minutes to pee.

12:45 - Sirrrrrr Wellington...Lookin good, bud.

12:44 - Another missed field goal and rebound attempt for WVU. This game is starting to take on shades of Villanova.

12:42 - Requesite shot of kid eating cotton candy with "Sweet Caroline" playing in the background. New England is a super place.

12:40 - Emosh Butler fast break. First points in transition for WVU: noish. TV timeout, 37-23 UConn.

12:39 - UConn 3. 37-21. It's starting to look bad. Another missed WVU rebound: starting to look really bad.

12:38 - Missed Smalligan 3-pointer. Dagger. RIDIC block by Wellington Smith makes up for it. Thought D'Or fisher was back for a second there.

12:36 - UConn basket, 11-2 run. Timeout Huggs. DAGGERRRRRR. PS: UConn's pep band is awful.

12:35 - Missed mountaineer rebound. Results in a UConn 3-pointer. 32-21 UConn.

12:34 - Missed mountaineer rebound. Results in a UConn foul down the court - at least no points were involved.

12:31 - Turnovers, turnovers, turnovers. Alexander appears fatigued; he just totally tanked grabbing a loose ball. UConn foul - TV timeout.

12:30 - BOX OUT. JESUS CHRIST. 29-19 Uconn.

12:28 - Embarrassing turnover, our 4th of the game. Also, Robinson just drained what should have been a 3 with 7-foot Smalligan all up in his grill. Athleticism: I has it.

12: 26 - Comment by the color guy on how terrible we are on the inside. Great insight, genius.

12:25 - "It's like he's got a turbo pack on his back." - MASN guy on Stanley Robinson. All up in the face of Wellington Smith. It;s starting to get ridiculous here.

12:23 - Butler free throws. Makes both of em - at least somebody on the team can. Woooo.

12:21 - 10-0 Uconn run. Dagger. All of a sudden it's 21-15. TV timeout.

12:20 - These MASN commentators are real assheads. Mountaineer turnover.

12:18 - SEND IT IN, JOE. Emosh Alexander dunk, 15-all.

12: 17 - Smalligan brick. FAIL.

12:17 - Ruoff with a 3 - 6 points yaaaaaaaa. If he keeps doing that, we've got a chance. 13-all.

12:16 - Smalligan takes a Thabeet elbow to the domepiece. Luckily, he does appear to have lost any more hair.

12:16 - God dammit Huggs...Enough of that ridiculous pullover. You look like a bum. I guess it's better than that gold suit, though - I hear you have to poke a hole in a shoebox to look at him when he wears that thing.

12:15 - apparently Huggy and Prostate Calhoun both have 22 20-win seasons each. Noish.

Technical difficulties seem to be plaguing FKP lately - the time is now 12:14 and I just got to a functional computer. Let's get to it.

I'd be this pissed if I worked in the same athletic department as Belein and Rodriguez, too

2008-02-29T14:54:00.005-05:00

It appears that Michigan women's basketball coach Kevin Borseth is slightly peeved about something. Here he claims it's about poor officiating and rebounding - but we at FKP think some of his coworkers might be getting to him.

SAVE THE COUCH

2008-02-29T12:58:00.004-05:00

We've got some really bad news to report. We Must Ignite This Couch, by far the best internet resource for all things West Virginia, has outgrown its host's bandwidth. A detailed explanation is available here, on their Webmaster's site.

To temporarily keep the site up and running, the guys at WMITC have signed up for a dedicated server. One problem: Jude and maadman are just two guys like you and me, with jobs and families and very little spare change - and the new server costs ten times as much as their old one. Right now, they've got enough money to keep the site going for two months.

The only permanent solution right now is to buy a new server and run the site independently - completely by themselves. Servers tend to cost quite a bit of coin, however, and right now they just don't have the resources to do that. This is where they're asking for the help of Mountaineer nation - they're taking paypal donations at the above link. Donate some cash to help em' out. There's no other site on the net that's as dedicated to WVU and the West Virginia community as the couch is, and they really deserve all the help they can get.

Thanks a lot guys - land et's goooooo Mountaineers.