As we trudge along in our awful existences, we wanted to aware the public of a hot topic issue surrounding West Virginia and its current head ball coach Bill Stewart.


Now, all the media attention regarding WVU and its former coach has been well documented. In this game of he said/she said it looks like the issue is going to need the highest courts of West Virginia to determine the winner.
However, we need to look at the controversy on the current front. Time to get off the back pages and into the mainstream. This is one baby's momma's drama that science (the unsubstantiated bullshit that opposes religion) can't help decide. Shamefully the WVU Alumni Magazine is taking the issue to the courts of public opinion instead of the judicial system. The issue at hand?
How do I choose between these two?


In Cover Option A Coach Stewart is wearing a shirt and tie. It means he's sophisticated and means business. Forget wanting to play college ball for this guy, I could easily see myself buying a used Geo from this man. But, in Cover Option B, Coach Stew has sleeves rolled up. Let me repeat what I just observed: HIS SLEEVES ARE ROLLED UP! That means he REALLY means business. Hell, he's willing to get down and dirty with those sleeves rolled up to get the job done.
How can you determine which is "better?" It's like choosing between Hilary or Obama. Van Gogh's Starry Night or Da Vinci's Las Supper? Rolling Stones or Beatles? Marriage or a lifetime of loneliness (Might be a choice that is made for us you)?
Shame on you West Virginia's Alumni Magazine for making the public have to choose. Myself? I won't be voting. Partially because I disagree with the Magazine trying to split Mountaineer Nation when right now we need to show a united front to the world. Also in part because my conscience won't allow me to pick one without feeling like the choice was a disservice to the other.
Do what you think is right. To vote, click here.